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Junya Watanable Archive Crinkle Shorts
Do we really need to spell out why these are all types of wrong? Didn't think so. But just so we can release our frustration, here goes... To start, while "Crinkle Shorts" is an (failed) attempt at trying to make this creation sound chic, our intelligence has been offended. Every kid from one to ninety-two can see that these are WRINKLED BOXERS. Pajama shorts. What you'd only wear around the house and even then, away from all large windows lest you be caught in them by neighbors. Secondly, they're retailing for a whopping $2300--23 Benjis! Yes, mindless consumption is typical of those swimming in money, but we'd even judge Sweet Queen Oprah and Sweet Queen Michelle if they were to step foot in a public space wearing these. It's that serious. This is one fashion challenge we're neither afraid nor ashamed to turn down. Thanks, but NO thanks Junya Watanabe.
